Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Angry Birdies

The Angry Birdie
Can you see him?  Sitting up there at the top of the mostly-branches, barely-any-leaves tree?  Looks relatively innocuous, right?  Uh-huh, sure.

And then you realize there's a scrawny little nest in that scrawny little tree...and you start running for your life the moment Mr. I'm-just-a-little-birdie-don't-mind-me takes to the air...

...cuz this sucker is out for blood and will attack your head, arms and anywhere else he sees fit to keep you away from his tree.  That's right boys and girls, those frisky little birdies are laying their Spring eggs and heaven help you if you parked your car right next to one of their trees.  At my office, we get to play a unique form of Angry Birds every day trying to get into and out of the building every day.  Seriously.

Welcome to SoFla's "Spring".........you may want to carry an umbrella at all times.  Don't say I didn't warn you.


  1. its good luck to have a bird poop on you.

    1. Poop, yes...dive bomb your head pecking you when all you're trying to do is get to your car...not so much ;-)